Monster or giant Raynor Fish?
a tribute to the folks at Cryptozoology.com
The washed up corpse of an unknown animal (above) caused a fright for residents of the small port town of Viashino in Rangoon last February. The mosnter has been dubbed the Dragon draconis or 'Bert'. A man happened to chance upon the creature, he wishes to remain annonymous and shall be called 'Karl'. He was psyched by the beast and told reporters "its a living Dinosaur! man! for christs sake! Karl, also known locally as 'Cryptoman' towed the monster up the beach in his cherokee, "it wobbled like a jelly roll " said the cryptid catcher. The crypto-man commented "many people believe in this cryptid, maybe we just found one". But zoologists of the nearby Lupan Institute are not convinced and they were quick to label karl a dick: Raynor fishes are well known for their ferocious maws and are frequently found stranded, especially in Rangoon. Chief zoologist at the Lupan Institutute S. C. Marlowe stated "I have a small pet carnivorous Raynor fish called Gerry. Bacon is his favorite food." The new specimen is estimated to weigh 4040kg. The remains were returned to the ocean, it is unsure whether the residents of rangoon will miss Bert.
a tribute to the folks at Cryptozoology.com
The washed up corpse of an unknown animal (above) caused a fright for residents of the small port town of Viashino in Rangoon last February. The mosnter has been dubbed the Dragon draconis or 'Bert'. A man happened to chance upon the creature, he wishes to remain annonymous and shall be called 'Karl'. He was psyched by the beast and told reporters "its a living Dinosaur! man! for christs sake! Karl, also known locally as 'Cryptoman' towed the monster up the beach in his cherokee, "it wobbled like a jelly roll " said the cryptid catcher. The crypto-man commented "many people believe in this cryptid, maybe we just found one". But zoologists of the nearby Lupan Institute are not convinced and they were quick to label karl a dick: Raynor fishes are well known for their ferocious maws and are frequently found stranded, especially in Rangoon. Chief zoologist at the Lupan Institutute S. C. Marlowe stated "I have a small pet carnivorous Raynor fish called Gerry. Bacon is his favorite food." The new specimen is estimated to weigh 4040kg. The remains were returned to the ocean, it is unsure whether the residents of rangoon will miss Bert.
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