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Most of these I came up with, some are from friends in my chat but the idea came from an email I received. Have fun!
57 things to notice when watching a movie.
1. Large, loft apartments in all major cities are owned by artist.
2. At least one twins is always born evil.
3. When you need to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to clip. If your'e the hero, you wont die.
4. Most ten year olds with laptops are smart enough to hack into our National Defense computers and send off warheads.
5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight. Your enemies will wait to attack you one by one while moving around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their buddy.
6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly grey.
7. If you are blonde and pretty,you die first!
8. The guy who never says much but every character loves is tragically gunned down just before the end.
9. Rather than wasting bullets, Psycho killers living in the woods prefer to kill their victims using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, chains, and hot liquid, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
10. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to spill coffee at least once.
11. The Universe is ruled by evil British men.
12. All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread and parsley.
13. It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
14. You jump in a river or walk out of a lake and your clothes dry in 12 seconds.
15. The soldier that writes a letter home to his family and asks his friend to deliver it, always gets shot first..
16. German soldiers rarely speak German, they only speak English with German accents.
17. BIG BEN can be seen from any window in London.
18. A man will show no pain while taking a ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to bandage him up.
19. If there is a large plate glass window, either someone is tossed trough it or something slams into it.
20. While staying in a haunted house, the hot girl always dies in her underwear .
21. Computer screens never display a cursor but will always say: Enter Password Now.
22. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel from left to right every few moments.
23. All bombs are come with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’ll go off.
24. A detective can solve a case faster if he has been suspended and turned in his badge and gun.
25. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
26. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
27. Soldiers who walk away from the group to pee, always die.
28. The world is in grave danger of being over run by insects and prehistoric animals.
29. German shepherds and Dobermans always attack and yellow labs always die.
30. Butlers are always British.
31. The milk in the fridge is always full but never needs to be opened by pulling the tab.
32. There is always a mansion just off the road in the woods that everyone but the mad-man forgot about.
33. Small towns are corrupt and the cops are all on the take.
34. Abandoned mansions are always fully furnished.
35. four American soldiers can defeat an army of 3,000 nazis.
36. When the hero dies in a sci-fi movie, odds are the one person who cares for them the most will turn the hands of time back just long enough to save them.
37. When entering a dark room you will be struck from behind.
38. Bad guys always carry clotheslines to tie up people they stumble upon.
39. In mysteries, odd close ups are always a clue.
40. People stranded and thirsty in the desert, often are rescued on the brink of death but never need hospitalization.
41. The guard outside the door always steps away the exact moment the bad guys walks into kill you.
42. One person who enters a crypt always is able to read the inscription no matter what language its in.
43. If you own a farm out in the midwest in a rural area, you'll have crop circles.
44. bad guys always have red sports cars that can out run the cops.
45. reinforcements always come moments after you kill the last bad guy so they can clean up.
46. Cellar lights never work in haunted houses.
47. Old abandon houses always have working flash lights an the kitchen drawer.
48. Everyone sleeps with a pistol under their pillow.
49. Something always kills you in the fog.
50. Government experiments always go wrong, and the mutated or infected animal always escapes.
51. The guy with the accent did it!
52. Archeologists, Art experts, and University professors are always British.
53. Worm holes, time warps, and gates into the void, always open just in the nick of time.
54. Knives used by killers are always large and shinny!
55. Ravens always signify death.
56. Cemeteries are a great place to get killed at midnight.
57. Short cuts always get you killed
Most of these I came up with, some are from friends in my chat but the idea came from an email I received. Have fun!
57 things to notice when watching a movie.
1. Large, loft apartments in all major cities are owned by artist.
2. At least one twins is always born evil.
3. When you need to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to clip. If your'e the hero, you wont die.
4. Most ten year olds with laptops are smart enough to hack into our National Defense computers and send off warheads.
5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight. Your enemies will wait to attack you one by one while moving around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their buddy.
6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly grey.
7. If you are blonde and pretty,you die first!
8. The guy who never says much but every character loves is tragically gunned down just before the end.
9. Rather than wasting bullets, Psycho killers living in the woods prefer to kill their victims using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, chains, and hot liquid, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
10. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to spill coffee at least once.
11. The Universe is ruled by evil British men.
12. All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread and parsley.
13. It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
14. You jump in a river or walk out of a lake and your clothes dry in 12 seconds.
15. The soldier that writes a letter home to his family and asks his friend to deliver it, always gets shot first..
16. German soldiers rarely speak German, they only speak English with German accents.
17. BIG BEN can be seen from any window in London.
18. A man will show no pain while taking a ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to bandage him up.
19. If there is a large plate glass window, either someone is tossed trough it or something slams into it.
20. While staying in a haunted house, the hot girl always dies in her underwear .
21. Computer screens never display a cursor but will always say: Enter Password Now.
22. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel from left to right every few moments.
23. All bombs are come with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’ll go off.
24. A detective can solve a case faster if he has been suspended and turned in his badge and gun.
25. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
26. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
27. Soldiers who walk away from the group to pee, always die.
28. The world is in grave danger of being over run by insects and prehistoric animals.
29. German shepherds and Dobermans always attack and yellow labs always die.
30. Butlers are always British.
31. The milk in the fridge is always full but never needs to be opened by pulling the tab.
32. There is always a mansion just off the road in the woods that everyone but the mad-man forgot about.
33. Small towns are corrupt and the cops are all on the take.
34. Abandoned mansions are always fully furnished.
35. four American soldiers can defeat an army of 3,000 nazis.
36. When the hero dies in a sci-fi movie, odds are the one person who cares for them the most will turn the hands of time back just long enough to save them.
37. When entering a dark room you will be struck from behind.
38. Bad guys always carry clotheslines to tie up people they stumble upon.
39. In mysteries, odd close ups are always a clue.
40. People stranded and thirsty in the desert, often are rescued on the brink of death but never need hospitalization.
41. The guard outside the door always steps away the exact moment the bad guys walks into kill you.
42. One person who enters a crypt always is able to read the inscription no matter what language its in.
43. If you own a farm out in the midwest in a rural area, you'll have crop circles.
44. bad guys always have red sports cars that can out run the cops.
45. reinforcements always come moments after you kill the last bad guy so they can clean up.
46. Cellar lights never work in haunted houses.
47. Old abandon houses always have working flash lights an the kitchen drawer.
48. Everyone sleeps with a pistol under their pillow.
49. Something always kills you in the fog.
50. Government experiments always go wrong, and the mutated or infected animal always escapes.
51. The guy with the accent did it!
52. Archeologists, Art experts, and University professors are always British.
53. Worm holes, time warps, and gates into the void, always open just in the nick of time.
54. Knives used by killers are always large and shinny!
55. Ravens always signify death.
56. Cemeteries are a great place to get killed at midnight.
57. Short cuts always get you killed
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