Sunday, January 13, 2008

Boggus Boasts!


Salut,


This is a special post to all you 3,000 year old invincible Vampiri who love to come into our chat or group and make your wild claims. I find it shocking that you are delusional enough to think that we will fall for such bunk. The funny part is how angry you become when we even suggest our doubts. Why is it that you say you have lived so long but you can't recall anything from 200 years ago never mind 2,000. Simply, someone who has lived that long would sort of remember major historical events without the expected Google Pause to look things up.

Do you think us stupid? Equally hilarious is all you "Children of Dracula" who boast and declare some sort of birth given superiority over us. We have this to say to you:

Deci esti neam cu el? aren't you going to answer the question? Deci, ca nu pot vorbi Romaneste!

A little hint, If you claim such things you had better speak fluent Romanian. Vlad was exceedingly jingoistic he even forced visitors to his court not only to speak Romanian but if they were guests for any period, to learn our customs as well.



Keep in mind, I'm Romanian and a historian. I could easily fake a past life or immortal one, but I don't because it's plain STUPID!


Ciao!

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