Important Womens Health Information

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you


sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered, "Yes" to any of

these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident

about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your

shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just

about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost

immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any

obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness

and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many

talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living with

Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing

should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or

becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

- Dizziness

- Nausea

- Vomiting

- Incarceration

- Erotic lustfulness

- Loss of motor control

- Loss of clothing

- Loss of money

- Table dancing

- Headache

- Dehydration

- Dry mouth

- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when

you are not.

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and

over again that you love them.

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse

with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

The Top Ten Times in History When Using the "F" Word was Appropriate (WIDELY SPREAD OVER THE INTERNET)


10. "What the f*ck was that?"
-- The Mayor of Hiroshima
9. "Where did all these f*cking Indians come from?"
-- General Custer
8. "Any f*cking idiot could understand that."
-- Albert Einstein
7. "It does SO f*cking look like her!"
-- Pablo Picasso
6. "How the f*ck did you work that out?"
-- Pythagorus
5. "You want WHAT on the f*cking ceiling?"
-- Michaelangelo
4. "I don't suppose it's gonna f*cking rain."
-- Joan of Arc
3. "Scattered f*cking showers...my ass!"
-- Noah
2. "I need this parade like I need a f*cking hole in my head!"
-- JFK
1. 1. "Aw, c'mon, who the f*ck is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton

(MY VERY OWN) Top Ten Times in History When Using the "F" Word was Appropriate!!!


10. "Where did all these f*cking English Long bowmen come from"? - Charles d'Albret, French general, Battle of Agincourt.

9. "what do you mean the English have superior ships and better guns! F*ck me!" - Duke of Medina Sidonia, upon the failure of the Spanish Armada 1588.

8. "Where did all these f*cking British troops come from?" Napoleon, Battle of Waterloo.

7. "What do you mean, there was a f*cking Iceberg in our path?" Capt. Smith, RMS Titanic. April 15th 1912.

6. "Where did that f*cking German torpedo come from?" Forward watch sailor, RMS Lusitania 1915.

5. "Where did all these f*cking peasants come from?" Tsar Nicholas Romanov II, March 15th 1917.

4. "Why did they have to search the f*cking attic?" Anne Frank, August 4th 1944.

3. "The 3rd Reich will last 1,000 f*cking years!" Adolf Hitler, seconds before taking his own life, cowering in his Berlin bunker. April 20th 1945

2. "Who turned the f*cking lights on?" Saddam Hussein upon being forced out of the hole where he hid from US. troops. Farmhouse near Tikrit Iraq, Dec 14th 2003.

1. "What do you mean we're f*cking broke?" Mark Feilds, Ford Motor Company President, 2009.

Enjoy! lol

Henry V - Band of Brothers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRj01LShXN8&feature=related

Trails and Tails II

NORTHWEST PARK, WINDSOR, CONNECTICUT, 06095

I urge everyone to travel to NORTHWEST PARK, Windsor, CT.

Too far to travel? At least read their website.

The trails are short but really nice, and the views of the open feilds, Tabacco barns, brooks, streams, Reservoir, and forests are breath taking.

Please check out their official web page here:

http://www.northwestpark.org/

Enjoy.

Trails and Tails I

Sorry the pics are sideways, my PC wont save them straight on. hmmmmn.

Northwest Park trail, Windsor, CT

Today I drove up to Historic Windsor Connecticut. I went to NORTHWEST PARK, and hit the trails. I followed the "pink" then the "yellow" trail, passing the beautiful Rainbow Reservoir and many senic outlooks. Along the way "we" Sebastian and myself, were greeted my all forms of floral and fawna. Over all a great day and awesome hike. Windsor offers many other historic and nature attractions, being the fist English settlement in CT. The town boasts the oldest cemetery with headstones dating back to the early 1600's. I look forward tgo my return and using my camera to take better photos.

Rainbow Reservoir, Windsor CT, facing north.


Foot bridge, Northwest Park trail, Windsor, CT



Sebastian on a bolder, Northwest park trail, Windsor, CT



Clever shelter, Northwest Park trail, Windsor, CT

Up coming Recolta Festival

September 23rd is traditionally the Stramos Roman Vampiri most beloved day. La multi ani Mama! (say this all day to everyone you meet) This translates to Happy Birthday Mother. This is what we Romanian Vampiri say on Recolta (Harvest) day. We give thanks to Mother Earth for all it has given to us. This is an all day celebration.

(1) You start by tending what plants you have in the moring. This is followed by the picking of spent flowers (dead heading) then the gathering of buds (place flowers in a stone vessel as an offering to Mother Earth). This vessel should be made of stone, earthen ware or wood, an old garden pot will do. No plastic!

(2) You eat Lunch at 3pm (what ever you like) and spend the day with family.

(3) set up your temple to Mama Natura (Mother Nature), (some sort of tent or overhang). underneath it should be a table and chairs to eat off of.

(4) Place the offering in the vessel and lay it at the foot of the tallest tree. It is important to note that the "offerings" must be of any colour but white. White flowers don't count as an offering.

(5) Place out your Sarbatoare (feast) on the table. This should include sweets and cakes only (dessert type foods). and gather your friends.

(6) Eat at ora nouasprezece (8pm).

(7) la miezul noptii ( at midnight) you walk the fields with a lanterna (lantern) giving thanks in anyway you choose. It is also important to note that the lantern must be with a candle NO FLASHLIGHTS.

If you have joined us late or dont have a temple constructed then just sit outside and eat sweets with a friend and lay flower pedals on a slab of stone. This will honor the intent of the festival.

Thank you for coming and celebrating the Recolta Festival with me La multi ani mama"

QUACK QUACK!

Donald Duck may be a lovable icon of comic mishap to American youngsters, but in Germany, he is wise and complicated and retains followers well past their childhoods. Using licensed Disney storyline and art, the legendary translator Erika Fuchs created an erudite Donald, who often "quotes from German literature, speaks in grammatically complex sentences, and is prone to philosophical musings," according to a May Wall Street Journal dispatch. Though Donald and Uncle Scrooge ("Dagoberto") speak in a lofty richness, nephews Tick, Trick and Track use the slang of youth. Recently in Stuttgart, academics gathered for the 32nd annual convention of the "German Organization for Non-Commercial Followers of Pure Donaldism," with presentations on such topics as Duckburg's solar system. [Wall Street Journal, 5-23-09]

SURELY NOT?

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? A Grant was issued to Welsh artist Sue Williams when she was awarded the equivalent of about $33,000 in June, from the Arts Council of Wales, to explore cultural attitudes toward women's buttocks, especially "racial fetishism" in African and European culture. Williams said she will create a series of plaster casts of buttocks to work with, beginning with her own. [The Times (London), 6-28-09]

The END! lol

Awards

Recent events have put the Metrou under attack again and we have awarded the following members with honors.

The CRUCEA SERVICIUL CREDINCIOS (the Loyal service cross) is bestowed upon the following for valor in the line of duty.

General Sars, Grand Metrou Army

Nandikabhebhe, Distinguished member.

Tigerofdestiny, Loyal Bolt holder.


We thank them, each and everyone.

HOME FRONT

Recently the Metrou was overrun and the Bolt was seized. This siege lasted just over 3 days. Through determination and loyalty the room was soon returned to us safely yet at a high cost. Feelings having been deeply hurt on both sides. However, with that now in the past the Metrou begins its clean up and returns to normalcy.

I wish to thank General Sars, Tiger, and Nandi for their efforts.

Thanks troops!

Back to blogging!

Salut

Thats right, Im back!

This summer has been cruel to me, one financial disaster at a time topped with the loss of my Mother.

Yet like everything in life I've bounced back. So its back to posting.