The Top Ten Times in History When Using the "F" Word was Appropriate (WIDELY SPREAD OVER THE INTERNET)


10. "What the f*ck was that?"
-- The Mayor of Hiroshima
9. "Where did all these f*cking Indians come from?"
-- General Custer
8. "Any f*cking idiot could understand that."
-- Albert Einstein
7. "It does SO f*cking look like her!"
-- Pablo Picasso
6. "How the f*ck did you work that out?"
-- Pythagorus
5. "You want WHAT on the f*cking ceiling?"
-- Michaelangelo
4. "I don't suppose it's gonna f*cking rain."
-- Joan of Arc
3. "Scattered f*cking showers...my ass!"
-- Noah
2. "I need this parade like I need a f*cking hole in my head!"
-- JFK
1. 1. "Aw, c'mon, who the f*ck is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton

(MY VERY OWN) Top Ten Times in History When Using the "F" Word was Appropriate!!!


10. "Where did all these f*cking English Long bowmen come from"? - Charles d'Albret, French general, Battle of Agincourt.

9. "what do you mean the English have superior ships and better guns! F*ck me!" - Duke of Medina Sidonia, upon the failure of the Spanish Armada 1588.

8. "Where did all these f*cking British troops come from?" Napoleon, Battle of Waterloo.

7. "What do you mean, there was a f*cking Iceberg in our path?" Capt. Smith, RMS Titanic. April 15th 1912.

6. "Where did that f*cking German torpedo come from?" Forward watch sailor, RMS Lusitania 1915.

5. "Where did all these f*cking peasants come from?" Tsar Nicholas Romanov II, March 15th 1917.

4. "Why did they have to search the f*cking attic?" Anne Frank, August 4th 1944.

3. "The 3rd Reich will last 1,000 f*cking years!" Adolf Hitler, seconds before taking his own life, cowering in his Berlin bunker. April 20th 1945

2. "Who turned the f*cking lights on?" Saddam Hussein upon being forced out of the hole where he hid from US. troops. Farmhouse near Tikrit Iraq, Dec 14th 2003.

1. "What do you mean we're f*cking broke?" Mark Feilds, Ford Motor Company President, 2009.

Enjoy! lol